"I have no doubt that I am being targeted by aliens," Radivoje Lajic told reporters outside his house in Gornji Lajjci (Bosnia). "They are playing games with me. Since 2007, my house has been hit six times by meteorites, and that defies all statistics. The chances of being hit once by a meteorite are so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate. So I am clearly being targeted by extraterrestrials, but I don't know what I have done to annoy them."
"Experts at Belgrade University have confirmed that all the falling rocks are meteorits from outer space. The strikes always happen when it is raining heavily, never when there are clear skies, and for months I was unable to sleep whenever it rained, for fear of yet another strike. So I have now had my roof reinforced with steel girders, which I paid for by selling one of the meteorites to a university in the Netherlands. The scientists are now trying to work out what exactly it is about my house that attracts the meteorites but isn't it obvious? It's me."
Source: 24 Sata (Croatia) 19/7/2010
Reported in Private Eye's "Funny Old World" column
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